Teacher (reading from a precious and classic alphabet book):
"F is for fought for it, G is for got it, H is for had it, J is for....."
She is interrupted by the student.
Student (curled up in the nook of teacher's arm):
"Mom. When you make the *H* sound you blow too much air and your breff stinks."
New vocabulary word for tomorrow:
Tact - Acute sensitivity to what is proper and appropriate in dealing with others, including the ability to speak or act without offending.