HEY! GUESS WHAT!

I KNOW THAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS THAT YOU GUYS THINK I AM SHOUTING.

I AM SHOUTING!

MY BABY SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT FOR TWO-NIGHTS IN A ROW!

DID YOU HEAR ME????

TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!!!

I'll be right back.

I'm going to go swim across the Atlantic, put new shingles on the neighbor's roof, and repave the highway from here to Vegas.

I AM A NEW WOMAN!