I KNOW THAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS THAT YOU GUYS THINK I AM SHOUTING.
I AM SHOUTING!
MY BABY SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT FOR TWO-NIGHTS IN A ROW!
DID YOU HEAR ME????
TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!!!
I'll be right back.
I'm going to go swim across the Atlantic, put new shingles on the neighbor's roof, and repave the highway from here to Vegas.
I AM A NEW WOMAN!