Brother Preacher

Conversation...yesterday afternoon:

The Scene-
Hannah & Emma are discussing their babies in Emma's room. Samuel knocks politely on her door.

Sam- "Hey dirls. What are ya'll taltin' about?" (hands on hips, eyebrows raised, a hint of concern in his voice)

Girls- "Well, we are talking about our baby dolls, Sam."

And then.

Sam- "WELL! YOU NEEEEEEEED TO BE TALTIN' ABOUT GOD.......AND JESUS!!!"

-short pause-

"AND READ YOUR BIBLE!"

The door is then slammed shut and the Brother Preacher is done.