Dialogue from a 3 year old's first day:

Mom says: "Sam, did you like preschool?"

Sam says: "Yea, I like dat teenie potty"

Mom says: "Did you have a snack?"

Sams says, "Yea, but day don't have goldfish. They do have deez crackers and MOM, I DRANK WATER! and I put my hands in da soap. I use da teenie potty, den I put my hands in da soap. I wash dim, I wash dim and I put my hands in da soap." (he likes soap)


Mom says: "What did you do when you saw your teacher?"

Sam says, "I squeeze her really hard and told her dat I poop on the potty"
(a relief to many)

Mom let the teacher know that Sam is sharing something
very special with her :)